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1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
3722. xymonau19 November 2011, 12:23 GMT +01:00
Being as how I am no longer gobsmacked and revolted by your questionalble goings-on, I can now say that i win.
3723. micromoth19 November 2011, 14:39 GMT +01:00
Well, you can *say* it, but it isn't so. I'm the winner!
3724. xymonau19 November 2011, 15:19 GMT +01:00
You left out a couple of words. Seems you can't say it but it IS so. You meant to say, "Well, you can say it, but it isn't so bad for us losers". There. I said it for you.
3725. micromoth19 November 2011, 17:02 GMT +01:00
You can say that you're a loser if you like. I don't mind in the slightest.
;-)
3726. xymonau20 November 2011, 1:49 GMT +01:00
Well, I would if it were true. Sadly, the burden if winningness lays heavily on me.
3727. micromoth20 November 2011, 6:33 GMT +01:00
Poor thing! I can see that the burden of querying winningness with a big "if" is bound to lay heavy on you. But don't worry - I am the answer to your problem! And never let it be said that I failed to help a lady. I have no "if" but only certainty: I'm the winner!
3728. xymonau20 November 2011, 7:18 GMT +01:00
Ah, if I only had a dollar for every loser that claimed that, I'd be a rich woman, and could forego the prize. But fate has elected me to victory, and who am I to question fate?
3730. xymonau20 November 2011, 11:41 GMT +01:00
You really should get that sleep apnoea seen to. Or were those the noises of ignorance and poor manners? Were you perhaps speechless because you have no argument?
3732. xymonau20 November 2011, 23:20 GMT +01:00
Don't pout, and come here while I spit on this hanky and wipe your face. Dear, dear! All that snivelling and snoring have wreaked havoc.
3734. Gramps21 November 2011, 8:16 GMT +01:00
I hear that Dez is of the old school i.e. still keeps her hanky in here navy blue wot nots. That's enough to scare any moff away :0)
3737. xymonau21 November 2011, 13:51 GMT +01:00
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Moff. I am almost moved.
3739. micromoth23 November 2011, 7:19 GMT +01:00
Evidently way beyond Brisbane... :-)
I'm the winner!
3740. xymonau24 November 2011, 10:15 GMT +01:00
Yes, you've won the right to clear a path for me, and to tell the world that I have won. I AM way beyond Brisbane, travelling in a northerly direction.
What cheek! Wait until I am otherwise engaged an' try to take over? Well, not this time, sonny Jim.
3741. Gramps24 November 2011, 11:10 GMT +01:00
Moffs, she has a son called Jim! Never told us that before. How many other offspring are we unaware of ????
3742. xymonau24 November 2011, 11:52 GMT +01:00
An' just why do you wanna know, Granfather? Would you like me to adopt you? I could. But you might eat too much. How are you at cleanin' houses? If you can clean houses, I'll adopt you today!
3743. micromoth24 November 2011, 14:15 GMT +01:00
Well, really! Just as I was stretching out on the winner's sofa, you have to interrupt my victory nap. Good job I'm redoubtable! Now, can I borrow Jim to clean my house?
3744. xymonau24 November 2011, 14:23 GMT +01:00
No. That would be tantamount to child labour, and I would never dream of breaking the law. Publically.
3745. gesinek24 November 2011, 17:12 GMT +01:00
No, in this case it's improving the pension. And when Jim is ready at moth' house he can come to me for cleaning. I offer free board and lodging.
