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Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
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The real one IS the paste imitation. We're on a budget.
What's a "dime bar"?
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Sounds like an american bank which has only small coins.
And I know were the real crown is:
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Can you see it??
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@ 3986 A dime bar is a chewy chocolate confection. Don't you have chocolate in Oz? You poor things! No wonder you have to survive on soup.
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No chocolote, but we have a similar substance, chocolate.
I'm not sure the crown is big enough for your big heads, but it would fit mine, perfectly. Thank you for locating it, Gesine.
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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is most upset that you should think to lay claim to the crown and is going to mete out punishment fit for this treason. I heard she mentioned sending an executioner to you...
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Gesine ! that crown you have is made af thorns (or is it a collection of pointy sticks), so I'd be very careful. The last person to wear one of those didn't enjoy Easter.
Moff's , that's an elocutioner, she wants to teach the lass how to talk proper like wot we duz.
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I notice the moff fixed the spelling. Clever ruse to make me look silly. Didn't work. Nature got there first.
Ah, grandfather! How good it is to see you here! I have missed you, and your wicked ways. This lot is a bit boring, but don't tell 'em I said so.
I'll give you a test to see 'ow well you talk:
Pick the correct grammar -
Dez is the winner of this game.
Dez are the winner of this game.
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I help out. In both sentences one word is missing - and the word is: NOT
Try to build it in on the right place ;-)
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Not Dez is not the winner of this game. There - voila!
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Hmm... so you're doubly excluded. Ah well, c'est la vie.
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Ah, forget about it!
Only thing you have to know is I'm the winner!
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I'm not deaf or silly, but smart enough to know the incomprehensible.
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Bleedin eck moffs, you got your mum to write the big words for you again or did you swallow one ov em dictowotsamacallits. Using words like incomprehensibubble.
It should be:
" One has won one's prize from one once more."
You can't use 'we' only royals can use 'we' or is it 'wee' . I dunno, my grammer in't wot it used to be.
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Don't be mean to your wife. I'm sure you aren't either.
One of the strongest signs of mental instability is the claim to know something no-one else on the planet knows.
I hope the royal family hasn't taken to using wee. I can't imagine what they'd use it for.
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@4007 Any rumours that it brings up rhubarb a treat are entirely scurrilous.
@4006 So sorry to hear that you don't know your grandma. Such emotional pain is hard to dispel, but try a mouthful or two of Dez's soup and I guarantee it will lose its central focus in your thoughts (along with a lot else...)