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Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
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OK then,,Hiff its so bad for you why does it taste so good??? hanswer that then without moving your lips???
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Ma,,,Tell dezzie i have got a father,,,,What was his name again Ma!!!
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You tole me not to move my lips. I woz sayin' "Juss becorse".
Well, I'm not surprised yer Ma won' tell you. She's hushamed of your drinkin'!
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Ive cut down now,,only 4 bottle of whiskey a week,,,that mon-fri cuz i only drink tinnys at a weekend cuz they dont count do they :O)
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Like broken bikits. Did you know if you break a biskit the calories leak out?
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Never,,,better start broken me biskits then i likes um see, i can eat a pack to meself if i sit in the coal bunker out of ear shot of Ma,,she likes the crumbs, but you dunner get many crumbs in one pack :O)
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An' cause you luvs yer Ma, you has to eat henuff packets so she gets her rightful share, right?
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NO! i dunner like the way she sticks her little wet finger into the bottom of the biscuit barrel trying to get the crumbs out, so now i empties um in the sink an her eat um outa there....
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All heart, like I said! I diddent know her chain could reach the sink.
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Ha ha ha yeah she do struggle a bit,,but she's lucky really as over the years her left leg is four inches longer than her left so she juss reaches
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If one ov her legs is growin', perhaps you is feedin' her too much!
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Na, she stretched it with the chain i seed her doin it, an the doc said she mean she might as well be lean,,,
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He's not a real dockter, though, is he? I mean, he diddent look sober.
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Well now yoo's mention it he looks at the horse the same time he gives Ma a check over...so that makes him a doctor dunit ???
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Mebbe he's moonlightin'. Some dockers do that. Workin' on the wharves all day might get borin'. Gotta have vareyeitty.
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Yeah, think yoo are right, a friend of mine said they seen my doc at the local abattoir workin as a gutter, juss hope he washes his hands propper like...
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Slightly dead yeah,, go in one end horns and tail,, come out the other wrapped in pastry,,,pie shaped mmmmm,,pie shapes...
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I note you left out the cutting of the throat and panic and screams of the dying animal. Enjoy your pie.