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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!
1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00
Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
1682. happyture31 January 2012, 6:41 GMT +01:00
Ma said i need counselling but she soon changed her mind once i took her for a walk down the river :O) I need counselling, And she's the one shouting at the top of her voice WHEELCHAIRS DONT FLOAT" Phfffff!!!
1684. happyture31 January 2012, 11:10 GMT +01:00
Dezzie,,as if,, No only pushed her in uptwo her ways't then her moaned that the water was cold, phfffff, these old'uns hey, what do ya do wiv um....
1685. xymonau1 February 2012, 9:54 GMT +01:00
Apparrently you half drown them in freezing water. Great idea. Maybe you could start a trend?
1686. happyture1 February 2012, 10:24 GMT +01:00
Yeah, its good for you, gets your nerves going, seen them ruskies breaking the ice for a paddle..
1687. xymonau1 February 2012, 12:01 GMT +01:00
People who are weak or old need warm water. The cold could kill them. Woodja considder lettin' yer ma out now? Sh'e been punnished enuff.
1689. xymonau1 February 2012, 14:14 GMT +01:00
Did she thaw out? I bet she left great pools of melted ice on yer carpet. Very hinconsidderate, old people.
1690. happyture1 February 2012, 14:37 GMT +01:00
Well now yoo menchin it, i think hers only gon and peed herself now hers frozen to her wheelchair, i,ll put her by the fire to thaw out...
1691. xymonau1 February 2012, 14:47 GMT +01:00
You're too good to that woman, Mikey. Spoiled, she is.
1692. happyture1 February 2012, 20:01 GMT +01:00
I knows i am, spoiled her is, spoiled to the core, Lass sonday i heven let her wear her shoes for a hour, i dunner let her wear um much cuz hers a bugger to catch with um on see....
1693. xymonau2 February 2012, 10:59 GMT +01:00
Why, you should get a award, you should. I'll write to Her Maj. I'll arst her if she c'n send my present back, too.
1694. happyture2 February 2012, 16:32 GMT +01:00
Well i know Betty has gone on holiday for a month bless her the cold causes her bunions havoc bless, but yeah you can ask, no arm in asking is there.
1697. xymonau5 February 2012, 3:32 GMT +01:00
Did so. I got her number lars' time she woz here. Said I'd send her some cuttin's from me garden. She has a terrible time wif petunias.
1698. happyture5 February 2012, 8:20 GMT +01:00
I knows that,,yeah petunias are not her bestest subjects.
1700. happyture5 February 2012, 17:51 GMT +01:00
Thats right, royal family's who needs um really, think the French had the right idea
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1701. xymonau6 February 2012, 10:16 GMT +01:00
Well, I guess these days they just cost a lot, and what for?
Are you still on the mend?
1702. happyture6 February 2012, 17:36 GMT +01:00
Yeah, i know my own name now and everything, wonderful it is, i dont walk like a crab now, more of a ruptured duck,,but im getting better thank you :O)
1703. xymonau7 February 2012, 11:41 GMT +01:00
Good. When you're all better you can come over an' wash me car.
1704. happyture7 February 2012, 13:26 GMT +01:00
I knew it, no sympathy at all,,,look at me puppy dog eyes,,,,make us a cup of rosie lee 2 sugars and a bacon butty while your up :O)
