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Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
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And toothpaste? It comes inna tube an' makes you tolerable. Well...most people, hennyways.
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I use the toilet cleaner on me teefs now, leaves a nice pine taste in me mouth :O)
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Yeah, I can tell. But I wish you woodent use that brush.
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Humm, yeah no's what you meen, does have a bit of a tang on it, but have you seen the price of a genuine toothbrush, redickulass :O)
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Yer Ma's got one for her toenails. Mebbe you could borrer it?
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Na, She uses that for cleaning the dog bowl out, I'll stick to this one :O)
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Guess what Dezzmerellda, I am off tonight to watch a friend from pictures fantastic light up Pistyll Rheadr waterfalls A one off experience that i can not miss.. http://www.pistyllrhaeadr.co.uk/
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So you will have lots of photos? Sounds really excellent! I hope you have/had a good time.
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NO I DIDN'T :o( not at all happy, a mix up on transport left me sat home like a fool, some people are intelligently Thick as a plank :O(
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Oh, bum! You must be so disappointed.
Do you want me to harm them?
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All i can say is,,,,,Sharpen your pointy stick Dezzie, Gutted is the word, I have been told that he is going to have another attempt at lighting up the waterfall so i know that i will NOT miss that occasion :O)
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Stick sharpened, ticket purchased, get out the spare bed - I'm on me way!
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All ready, de-bugged Ma's bed turned the mattress, all ready for the queen of the pointy stick :O)
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Oh its dry now,,,the cats been laying on it for a fortnight :O)
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Its not Dead Dezzie juss Stiff, fell in the syrup jar again i spooned as much off her and put it back in the jar,,well as much as i could anyways :O)
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And guess what I'm gettin' for breakfast? I yam so looking forward to my stay wiff you. I must remember I'm here to drain the swamp. No, no - wot wozzit? Oh, yeah, I'm here to harm people. That makes me feel better.
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I even brought a spare. But they might think I'm a terrorist. An' I only want to terrorise the people wot disappointed you. I'm not gonna get locked up or anyfing, am I, Mikey?
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NOOOOO, dont be silly, flutter those long eye lashes at our coppers and they be like putty in your hands :O)
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I dunno. You woodent lie to me woodjoo? Heye mean, I don't wanna do porridge inna forren prison.
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Nooooooooooo, UKLand Prisons are like 3 star Oztralian hotels anyways, 3 meals a day, colour TV and as much weight lifting as you want to do... :O)